Phil
Friday 26th November 2004
This might be my first post as a twenty-something - I fall into the young twenty-something category now so I can star in sitcoms. Woo
It also means im old - Im now officially bald(my mum claims the inverted cross appearing on my head simply means im a messenger for a dark force. I sold my hair to Satan? Mayb I could get on Trisha), im mature(boring) and dont drink.
Its been an eventful life.
I got a new job as a janitor in the Maths dept(well i clean the boards but mayb when I get my degree il get promoted to janitor or even Security guy if Reg or Dave retire). Heh my mum says I can tell people im on the board at The University of Glasgow.
So im slowly quitting Burger King. They havnt given me a shift for 5 weeks so im going to stop going and see how long it takes them to officially sack me and make me return the stylish uniform. Il be keeping the cap and name badge of course.
I was in the house last weekend alone watching junk horror movies on Sky when I realised im afraid of the dark. Its a fairly embarassing problem. I keep imagining things that might be there when its dark so im afraid to switch on the light in case ther there - mayb im afraid of the light!! Stupid Satan messing with my soul...
On the subject of classic horror movies I saw Hillbillys in the Haunted House yesterday when I was playing Truant from University hahahahaha its truly a classic. Rent it now
SCOTTY
A man who surely needs no introduction(since he introduced himself to everyone having a drink at Jims bar last week).
Briefly as time is short:
It was lunchtime and he was on the Pints of Tennants with a dash of Southern Comfort to wash it down. While I had my pint I think the legend had about 5.
Allow me the pleasure of a quote:"Wits that mad symbol called again"(referring to the old greek classic lambda
Nick"Thats lambda"
Scotty"Oh aye LALA"
Hahahahaha no wait in fact...it deserves a...LOL
Anyway in conclusion Scotty was a bouncer at Bonkers and said he could get me a job ;> apparently I have the look(that would be a skinhead then) until I stood up and he saw I was a maidget and prob decided id mayb be better for the unders...if I wore a pair of boots that make me a bit taller.
Ah well gotta go and meet Marc. So see you soon Marc.
To the pub!!!And its even the afternoon, wer like real non-alcohlic students
Au Revoir mes amis
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