Here's Jonny
At the beginning of this year I said that every single day the same people sat in the same seats, with the same nasty stains, next to same old what's-his-name, with the same bottle of water on their desks, and Jonny would always come in bang on half past. Phil bet that day Jonny would come in earlier, and Here's Jonny was born. Every day we would guess what time Jonny would come in (in minutes past the hour, anything later than 5 minutes past is considered late).
The rules are quite simple:
1. Only one guess per person
2. The time is taken from the clock on the maths room wall, not by any watch, mobile phone, or pocket sun dials
3. A guess can no longer win after that time has passed
4. By Steph's Theorum, no two people may have the same guess
5. In the event all guesses have passed, except from someone saying Jonny will not come in, and Jonny does come in, it is considered a cats game. Meow.
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Jonny
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Phil
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Frankie
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Marc
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Chris
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Nicky
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Natalie
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Steph
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24/01
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X |
earlier |
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30 |
|
|
|
|
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25/01
|
12 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
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26/01
|
X |
18 |
32 |
30 |
|
23 |
|
26 |
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27/01
|
X |
|
18 |
19 |
|
|
15 |
09 |
|
30/01
|
28 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
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31/01
|
33 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
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01/02
|
X |
|
27 |
23 |
|
|
25 |
31 |
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02/02
|
X |
|
33 |
23 |
|
|
26 |
32 |
|
03/02
|
X |
|
29 |
23 |
|
|
24 |
27 |
|
06/02
|
11 |
21 |
18 |
23 |
|
X |
24 |
32 |
|
07/02
|
10 |
31 |
09 |
23 |
|
X |
15 |
16 |
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08/02
|
X |
|
19 |
X |
|
|
24 |
13 |
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09/02
|
X |
X |
32 |
23 |
|
|
14 |
17 |
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10/02
|
05 |
|
33 |
X |
|
|
21 |
17 |
|
13/02
|
X |
16 |
15 |
X |
|
|
|
13 |
|
14/02
|
15 |
X |
18 |
23 |
|
|
25 |
12 |
|
15/02
|
X |
27 |
23 |
X |
|
10 |
|
13 |
|
16/02
|
16 |
|
27 |
23 |
|
17 |
19 |
X |
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20/02
|
X |
14 |
25 |
23 |
|
12 |
X |
15 |
|
21/02
|
17 |
12 |
X |
23 |
|
|
|
17 |
| * |
22/02
|
16 |
22 |
17 |
X |
|
|
11 |
14 |
|
23/02
|
X |
18 |
19 |
10 |
|
|
17 |
X |
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24/02
|
14 |
X |
27 |
23 |
|
|
15 |
17 |
|
27/02
|
02 |
|
25 |
X |
|
|
15 |
20 |
|
28/02
|
05 |
08 |
14 |
23 |
|
|
16 |
03 |
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01/03
|
X |
13 |
|
07 |
08 |
|
17 |
05 |
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02/03
|
05 |
|
|
|
|
|
13 |
10 |
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03/03
|
23 |
|
20 |
07 |
X |
|
10 |
15 |
|
06/03
|
X |
X |
17 |
10 |
|
22 |
|
08 |
|
08/03
|
X |
|
27 |
07 |
|
|
11 |
15 |
|
09/03
|
X |
|
X |
10 |
|
|
13 |
15 |
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10/03
|
X |
|
X |
23 |
|
|
17 |
27 |
| * |
13/03
|
X |
16 |
27 |
X |
|
|
|
|
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14/03
|
X |
|
X |
10 |
|
20 |
|
17 |
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15/03
|
X |
09 |
29 |
X |
26 |
|
|
17 |
| * |
16/03
|
24 |
|
30 |
X |
19 |
|
11 |
17 |
|
17/03
|
X |
|
20 |
17 |
X |
|
|
23 |
|
12/04
|
08 |
|
27 |
X |
|
|
11 |
17 |
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13/04
|
29 |
|
10 |
17 |
|
|
12 |
08 |
|
18/04
|
X |
|
29 |
17 |
X |
|
|
39 |
|
18/04
|
X |
|
|
X |
16 |
|
14 |
09 |
|
21/04
|
03 |
|
|
07 |
|
|
19 |
|
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Victories
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3
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7
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7
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2
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1
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5
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4
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Here's Jonny Celebrations
21/04/06 : Jonny recreating coming in on time.
Here's Jonny Celebrations
21/04/06 : Jonny congratulating joint World Heavyweight Here's Jonny Champions Francis Davies and Marc Fisher.
Here's Jonny Celebrations
21/04/06 : Jonny giving Steph "Steph's Prize" for being the only person to get a guess perfectly right on 21/02.
Here's Jonny Celebrations
21/04/06 : Phil was also there. Nat and Chris didn't do that class, and Nicky might not exist any more.
More than a year later and alot has changed since. Despite managing to turn up late for his own graduation, Jonny would like to point out that he always turns up on time now he is a teacher, and he isn't hard on any kids that do turn up late.
