Dad
The Beginners Guide To Marcamania
I figured it was about time I told the world about my real dad. He was born on the 11th of August 1953 in Augusta, Georgia. He became a part time body builder, and in 1978 he wrestled for the first time. He joined the WWF in 1980, left, then re-joined in late 1983. On Janurary 23rd 1984 he won the WWF title, and Hulkamania was born. Yes, my dad is Hulk Hogan.
Most seem sceptical at first, but there are alot of similarities between me and Hulk Hogan.
Height
Hulk Hogan stands at 6 foot 7 inches, I am about 6 foot 5 inches. Very similiar.
Weight
Hulk Hogan weight in at 290lbs (about 500 dollars), is it just a coinsidence that I'm exactly half of his weight? Considering I'm half his genes, I don't think so.
Look
I got my best team of computer artists to draw what I would look like with the Hulk Hogan beard. Comparisons between this and Hulk Hogan are startling
Followers
My followers are known as Marcamaniacs, Hulk Hogans are called Hulkamaniacs. Comparing the Marcamania logo to the Hulkamania one shows there is a link
DNA
My lab workers investigated the DNA involved. DNA is normally displayed in the helix shape, but these ones are straightened for display purposes
Finishing Move
Even if you are cynical about all the past evidence you have to admit, my finishing move being a leg drop and Hulk's finishing move being "dropping the big leg" (essentially a leg drop with a fancy name) cannot be a coinsidence.
So, whatcha gonna do when Marcamania runs wild over you?
Warning : May not be true
